Sunday, November 20, 2005

jocie guo is a complete retard

i have 3 theories on why jocie guo refuses to show her face...

1. she's way to ashamed of revealing her facing after singing the most ridiculous songs in the century

2. she's actually a music producer's 3 year old daughter. with down syndrome.

3. she's actually so mentally retarded she refuses to let people take pictures of her with a camera as the camera would "capture her spirit"

gee.. you know what really convinced me her IQ is in the levels of negative? the fact that today's newspapers interviewed her about her song title choice and she said "Oh.. since I did a song on mice, I guess the next one would be on cockroaches."

wow. HOW creative. so the next one is on hair lice? bed bugs?

i mean, if my loathing for her was not high enough when she released the asinine "mice love rice" shit, she actually surpasses herself and goes on to release "bu pa bu pa", an attempt to rip off the popular song from chicken little.

tells me two things. she hasn't learnt proper language yet, hence the baby-language in bu-pa-bu-pa... and she hasn't got a iota of creative in her.

and seriously, those who support her are really telling the world that the singaporean education system has failed. i mean!?! how can so many people go buy her CD?! a 5 year old kid screeching can sing better and sing with more depth than her!

oh man.

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